SeltzerScout is an independent field guide to THC seltzers — every brand on one shelf, with the doses, lab papers, and legal fine print that the cans don't explain.
THC seltzers showed up in liquor stores seemingly overnight, but the information didn't come with them. Every brand runs its own store locator, doses range from a gentle 2.5 mg to a knockout 60 mg with identical-looking cans, and whether any of it is legal depends on which state line you're standing behind. We started SeltzerScout because we wanted one honest map of the whole shelf — so we built it.
SeltzerScout is independently owned and operated. No brand owns a stake, and no listing can be bought.
Every drink on The Shelf is scored on the same five criteria. Ratings combine our first-hand testing with verified drinker reviews.
Would we drink it without the THC? Real flavor, honest carbonation, no medicine finish.
Published third-party lab results (COAs), clear labels, accurate dosing.
Onset time, consistency can-to-can, and how the dose actually lands.
Short, clean lists. Sugar honesty. No mystery additives.
Price per can and per milligram, shipping cost, subscription savings.
No published lab results, misleading dose claims, or shipping to states where it's prohibited.
Two ways: affiliate commissions when you buy through our Shop links (at no extra cost to you), and clearly-labeled brand partnerships such as claimed listings. That's it — no selling your data, no pay-to-rank. Full details on our disclosure page.
Corrections, tips, and new-can sightings make the guide better: contact the Scout.