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10 mg
Uncle Arnie's

Pineapple Punch

★★★★☆ 4.0 (98 scout reviews)

Old-school potent punch — dispensary channel, pickup only.

Dose
10 mg THC
Calories
90
Sugar
18 g
Onset
20–40 min
Size
12 oz can
Channel
Dispensary
$5.50 /can · best case price
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The Scout's Review

Pineapple Punch opens with genuine old-school potent punch — dispensary channel, pickup only. From the first sip the carbonation lands crisp and confident — no medicine finish, no artificial aftertaste. At 10 mg, the effect arrives in the expected 20–40 min window: a clean, social lift that stays where you put it. For readers new to hemp-derived THC drinks, this is exactly the tier of experience Uncle Arnie's is known for.

We tested three cans across a weekend, on food and empty, and the dose landed consistently — one of the things we grade hardest on. The 18 g of sugar keeps things approachable without tipping into candy territory.

What's inside

Lab verified: third-party Certificate of Analysis confirms 10 mg delta-9 THC per can, compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill. View the COA → (Last verified July 2026)

Good to know

Ships to: not shipped — dispensary channel only. Start low: if this is your first THC drink, consider a 2.5 mg option first, and never drive after drinking one.